The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth about Captain Underpants -- George and Harold -- Don't you hate it when a kickball hits Uranus? -- Melvin's moment of mirth -- He-who-must-not-be-flushed -- Big Melvin returns -- Sanitized for your protection -- The incredibly graphic violence chapter, part 1 (in Flip-O-Rama) -- Everybody loves Melvin -- With great power comes a great big pain in the hiney -- It's a mad, mad, mad, mad Melvin -- Dark foreshadows -- Headin' home -- Eleven minutes later --