Prologue: out, damn co-host! -- Everybody's a critic -- Audition -- Barbara does daytime -- Death becomes her -- It's a hit -- The star diaries -- The Republican -- Bridezilla! -- Meredith's escape -- Scandal -- The queen of nice -- All aboard! -- Rosie vs. Donald -- Ladies who punch -- My mouth is a weapon -- Rosie detox -- Sister act -- Elisabeth's last stand -- Mommie dearest -- Barbara's long goodbye -- She's back -- "Worse than Fox News" -- Enjoy the view, while you can -- Epilogue: Trump's view.