Trump : The Great Orange Hope -- The Reality TV Star We've Been Waiting For! -- First Principle of the GOP : "Who Asked You?" -- Political Consultants? Three-Card Monty -- I Don't Care What They Say, I Won't Stay in a World Without Trump -- You're Not Reagan -- No Policy Specifics! -- Trump Hits Back -- Disabled Reporter Joins Media Effort to Create More Disabled Americans -- Islam's PR Agency : The American Media -- So Close! The Plan to Destroy America Was Almost Complete -- Trump Builds Wall, Makes GOP Pay for It -- Conclusion: The New Trumpian Party! -- Appendix.